Office Demotivational Poster
MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
STAR WARS -
FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .
OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"
3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Here's your present.
OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions
OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!
OFFICE POLITICS #5 - When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
EXCUSE ME - I believe you have my stapler
SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.
LUMBERG HAIKU -
TELEKINESIS - the leading imaginary cause of death of annoying co-workers
OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices
JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one
LONG DAY AT THE OFFICE - A real pen in the a*s
OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!
OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.
HAS SHE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING? -
FACTORY SPACE - MILTON WADDAMS' GRANDFATHER HAD A JERK FOR A BOSS TOO.
WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -
OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills
OFFICE PRESENTATION -
OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind
OFFICE POLITICS #3 - Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.
OPINIONS - we just have to share them with EVERYONE
BEATING THE SYSTEM -
Betwen 5 & 6 -
THE OFFICE SPACE -
WHY AM I THE BOSS? - I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!
REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.
NATURAL SELECTION -
OFFICE PARTY - What happens at the office, stays at the office as long as we don't tweet it
OFFICE PARTY AFTERMATH - Employee of the Month never left. Such dedication.
OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these
OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.
CAVALRY OFFICERS - How Homoeroticism and Warfare first met
CUSHY OFFICE JOB -
NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT -
PROBLEMS - THEY ARE LIKE ASSHOLES...NOBODY NEEDS MORE THAN ONE.
OFFICE PRANK #127 - Baa-ooo-gah!
OFFICE POLITICS #4 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Voice Recognition software -
NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
LIFE LESSONS -
WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.
OFFICE WORK - What?! Don't you do this at office too.
When Work Feels Overwhelming -
BE THE BRIDGE -
RELIEVING PRESSURE -
THE EASY WAY OUT -
THE MOTIFAKE OFFICE - Takes special precautions after a visit from Cubbybear !!
EPIC OFFICE PRANK - 'Nuff said
AND WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS ACT? - The Aristocrats
CUBICLE WARRIORS - Preparing for a day of warfare with an indifferent bureaucracy and outright hostile management. The reward? None.
COFFEE MUG -
SKATE FAIL -
BITMAP HUMOR - Let's jazz up this boring office ergonomics power point a bit.
OFFICE ERGONOMICS I - Poking fun at some dryyyy lecture material.
THE END -
HYGENE - Is taken seriously at the Motifake Office.
NEWSTANDS - This One's Outside The Motifake Office !!
FREEDOM OF CHOICE -
MOTIFAKE OFFICE - Best job ever!
OFFICE WORK - 40 hours a week of porno and youtube
OFFICE WORK - Just 15 more mins intil I go to round 2.
The Devils Advocate -
Motifake Headquarters -
Knockin' On Heavens Door -
Not Safe For Work -
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