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Office Demotivational Poster

MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care

TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5

MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.

TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...

FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.

ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!

3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Here's your present.

OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions

OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!

TAGS: officer jenny hot cop sexy pokemon pikachu
Rating: 3/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.

OFFICE POLITICS #5 - When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

EXCUSE ME - I believe you have my stapler

TAGS: stapler office space
Rating: 1.44/5
******** ***** guy - November 8, 2008, 12:58 pm
LOL, there are now posters I forgot I made in the worst rated category!
pro - September 13, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh ... so if you could do that, that would be greeeaaaat.
LogicDude - September 12, 2008, 10:50 pm
Yeeeaaaahhhh....I'm going to have to ask you to come into work on Saturday....and Sunday.
Bill L. - September 3, 2008, 11:44 pm
You see, we're putting cover sheets...
TigerKid - September 1, 2008, 1:29 am
I'll set the building on fire.
pro - August 1, 2008, 4:56 am
Did you get the memo about the new TPS reports?

SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am

OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.



TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


TELEKINESIS - the leading imaginary cause of death of annoying co-workers

TAGS: annoying office coworker
Rating: 4.38/5

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SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 7:49 pm
If only!

OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices

JOBS - get back to your office or you'll get this one

LONG DAY AT THE OFFICE - A real pen in the a*s

TAGS: pen office work
Rating: 4.27/5

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suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
I am not very proud of this one, but I won't bend over either...
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:11 pm
Sorry Suzieq, I have no idea how this made it in?

OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.

HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!

OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.


TAGS: office staunch motivational stubborn
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Great posters this morning Smegdaniele.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:00 pm
well 5aid



TAGS: office space parody
Rating: 3.92/5

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AcidRain - May 7, 2012, 4:17 pm

WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office?

TAGS: marion barry crack crackhead tax evader public office
Rating: 3.26/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:37 pm
Must be some kind of wonderful running against him!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 2:17 am
Half?....that's kinda generous.
Bah - September 19, 2009, 2:15 am
The problem with giving people a right to chose is that half of all people are of below average intelligence
BoneCD - March 6, 2009, 4:13 am
My Fav Politician of this century...the man had balls LOL
WTF - March 6, 2009, 12:55 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marion Barry - former DC mayor and current DC Ward 8 council member since 1992.


OFFICE GIRL BARBIE - She knows how to advertise her skills


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though



TAGS: workplace eagle office promotion soar
Rating: 4.79/5

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Haarakkon - March 7, 2011, 12:14 pm
Sean - March 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
This is first rate. F/n perfect. Despair.com worthy. And brilliantly subversive. 2L. Just kidding. I can control my spite. I hope.
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:37 pm
this is now one of my favorites ever
Iconoclast - March 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Is that NEPOTISM ... or ... HEREDITY?

OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind

OFFICE POLITICS #3 - Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.

TAGS: office
Rating: 4.2/5

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OPINIONS - we just have to share them with EVERYONE




TAGS: leader management office
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:05 pm
Sho - March 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
I like these a lot.


TAGS: just another day at the office
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:33 pm
thanks for the back up there buddy
5150monkeylove - December 31, 2010, 8:42 pm
All I got from that last comment was "blah, blah, Timmy, Timmy, blah." Why don't you just look around for a bit and enjoy?
mickyc - December 31, 2010, 8:01 pm
The very concept of being against the warriors is absurd, something created by those who benefit from the war so they can flog everyone else into fighting it for them. All of that "for us or against us" stuff is a critical failure of the imagination.
Hawamleh - December 30, 2010, 6:56 pm
.preaching to the choir here man, same as you here.
Zealot - December 30, 2010, 5:01 pm
i have nothing against the warriors, just the war they have to fight


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally

Betwen 5 & 6 -


TAGS: work office
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 18, 2012, 10:26 pm
Thank You.
Iconoclast - October 18, 2012, 10:21 pm
Excellent. 5L & Fav. I think that I'll have to pass that along to the HR department.

WHY AM I THE BOSS? - I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!

REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o


TAGS: office humor friendship hairy situation
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:07 am
LOL! You were "just trying to help!" followed by the hair flip. LOL! 5 L IgV!
GaryO - May 27, 2015, 9:42 pm
I remember it well....back in '69 itwas
concern3 - May 27, 2015, 5:50 pm
excellent a 5er
JesusWept - May 27, 2015, 9:29 am
Outstanding! L L L L L
Oldsod - May 27, 2015, 8:28 am
Absolutely friggin' fanta5tic!


TAGS: baby work breeder pregnancy office
Rating: 4.66/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 3:33 am
nice one...
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:15 am
Agreed, definately a nice one.
autumnspirit - January 13, 2011, 12:18 am

OFFICE PARTY - What happens at the office, stays at the office as long as we don't tweet it

TAGS: office party stays don t tweet
Rating: 4.3/5

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Verdeckt - June 19, 2011, 8:17 am
"That's how we get ants"
MPsniper - June 19, 2011, 7:02 am
Lana, Acher & Pam. (just the tip)

OFFICE PARTY AFTERMATH - Employee of the Month never left. Such dedication.

OFFICE POLITICS #7 - When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 13, 2010, 7:22 pm
So true.

OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these

OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.

CAVALRY OFFICERS - How Homoeroticism and Warfare first met


TAGS: leadership office work management success
Rating: 4.95/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
perfectly captioned.


TAGS: management solution office vision
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 2, 2014, 12:26 pm
Didn't get it at first, then suddenly I had a vision of one of my positions at the TJX company. 5L

pranks -


TAGS: office space nina speaking cranky
Rating: 4.71/5

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crankyhead - November 8, 2011, 1:40 pm



TAGS: office life
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:06 pm
Very Nice Opener...5L

OFFICE PRANK #127 - Baa-ooo-gah!

OFFICE POLITICS #4 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

TAGS: deadlines office
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:29 pm
Douglas Adams for the win!

Voice Recognition software -

TAGS: dragon dictate office secretary
Rating: 4.4/5

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MashiMashi - September 5, 2013, 9:56 am
GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that Damn Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.

NOTHING SUCKS - more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.

OFFICE WORK - What?! Don't you do this at office too.

TAGS: office
Rating: 3.54/5

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boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 1:28 am
cant my office is corporateand they block anything not on the intranet as well as disable usb (not enough time alone with comp to flash the bios)

When Work Feels Overwhelming -


TAGS: labor vision office union
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - March 22, 2011, 5:53 pm

nice....you damn commie.


TAGS: entrepreneur business office love
Rating: 4.91/5

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Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:22 pm
You do know the sores heal. Thanks Vera! 5/5


TAGS: office assistant support pawn motivational
Rating: 4.72/5

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Feasibly - March 15, 2011, 12:09 am
Actually I liked this one the best....the others were a close 2nd.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks, Feas.... I assume you're talking about 3 of the ten I posted.
Cubbybear - March 14, 2011, 10:30 pm
I'd like to throw some people off that bridge
Feasibly - March 14, 2011, 10:08 pm
Strong stuff aggy...5L
TheTower - March 14, 2011, 6:45 pm
hah, others should learn to walk on water because some of us are already running ahead :)
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 5:34 pm
shit... now Im depressed..
Faceplant31 - March 14, 2011, 11:35 am
Awesome! 5L's aggy.


TAGS: workplace office lunchroom meetings stress relief
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:23 pm
Glad you like it Sho.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 4:43 pm



TAGS: office picnic food
Rating: 4.27/5

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440wakeup - May 28, 2011, 6:13 pm
Find the person who spent 7 hours making the layered taco-dip, then keep complimenting them on how good the home made slasa is. (you spend 5 minutes throwing veggies into a slap-chop and its over)


TAGS: i saw the whole thing officer cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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440wakeup - July 29, 2010, 12:29 am
Been zere done zat, you drive your hoopty up the gated pathway drug debt, frat fight, woteva. You get a newer model of same car not realising they made it wider try the same crazy crap and uuuhhh!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:11 am
LOL! Better break out the casting couch on this one!

THE MOTIFAKE OFFICE - Takes special precautions after a visit from Cubbybear !!

TAGS: the motifake office takes special precautions
Rating: 3.93/5

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Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 1:36 pm
...or Cubby can wash them for you 5/5


TAGS: epic prank office office prank
Rating: 3.43/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:08 pm
i did that to my bros car except i welded the doors shut
angryceltic - February 6, 2010, 2:01 am
that is why you dont piss of contractors
Balls o' steel - August 28, 2009, 7:31 am
Poor dude that owns that area LOL


TAGS: a man walks into a talent agents office
Rating: 3.21/5

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CaptainBaked - January 24, 2011, 8:33 am
Cartman also told this joke in a South Park episode... so classic!
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 12:08 am
No.... on the movie.... I can't remember his name.... the comedian was telling the joke to his infant son.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:59 pm
Is that the Godfried version?
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
looked like a dock worker's heel -- great line.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
Always a fun joke to tell drunkenly at parties and watch the reactions.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
I love it!
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:56 pm
It's like three of them are giving birth to themselves.

CUBICLE WARRIORS - Preparing for a day of warfare with an indifferent bureaucracy and outright hostile management. The reward? None.



BITMAP HUMOR - Let's jazz up this boring office ergonomics power point a bit.

OFFICE ERGONOMICS I - Poking fun at some dryyyy lecture material.



TAGS: friday office wtf
Rating: 2.64/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 1:55 pm
GEEZUS!!! sends chills down my spine... oh joy... just vomited in my mouth
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 6:41 pm

HYGENE - Is taken seriously at the Motifake Office.

TAGS: hygene sign genitals motifake office
Rating: 2.56/5

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lolligag1337 - October 18, 2009, 10:22 pm
Apparently spell check isn't as serious.

NEWSTANDS - This One's Outside The Motifake Office !!


TAGS: my office has a window
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - May 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I think'd about it a little bit and thoughted the peeps who would spend an inordinate amount of time staring at her pupils are probably not going to be your target demographic anyway.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 12:24 am
Dammit, Haarakkon, in a day or two, that "pupils" remark will make no sense at all. And weeks from now, innocent motifuckers are going to read your comment and squint needlessly at my poster. I wish you'd think your comments through before posting them.
Haarakkon - May 10, 2009, 11:53 pm
I think her pupils are different sizes.
Sean - May 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh. c'mon! Admit it, dudes. You'd do her to get outta that damn cubicle. You know it.


TAGS: war hero office max deadbeat fake
Rating: 2.24/5
MSgt Scott - September 11, 2009, 10:23 pm
This phony needs his ass kicked. He looks phony from the word go. His beret is not formed to his head, rather stuck up like a Frenchman's. His collar brass is wrong, you don't wear medals with ribbons, unless you just got it awarded. He is overloaded.
Adam - June 25, 2009, 8:58 pm
Wow, you guys take this shit way too seriously. What happened to "tongue-in-cheek" humour?
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 8:37 am
Evil Dog is waaaaay correct. This Fake's uniform has so many errors I'd have to post 7-8 comments just to get started on one side...and I don't have time for that. If you see this guy, kick him in the figs for me!
Mark - March 22, 2009, 10:44 am
Upon closer inspection, I'm ashamed to say that evil dog may be right. Even his collar brass is wrong and his RSSI seems very low.
HtD - March 22, 2009, 6:14 am
Yah! This is outrageous!
evil dog - March 22, 2009, 5:09 am
Too bad everything he is wearing is in the wrong place and not in the correct order. Fucking PX ranger. People like this need to go to jail
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:08 am
It adds flavor. That's why I wear them on my arms as well (although, mine are Air Force).
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 5:27 pm
..What the hell's he doing with MSG on his arms?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:57 pm
Yes it is. It's also those stripes on his arms.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 4:48 pm
Isn't MSG that stuff in Chinese food?
Mark - March 21, 2009, 4:32 pm
It's a damn good thing for you that you left your name off of this poster because MSG Anderson could probably kill you three different ways before you even knew you were dead. Just say thank you Master Sergeant, STFU, and then move along.

MOTIFAKE OFFICE - Best job ever!

TAGS: office fun
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pranking -

TAGS: office cube foil
Rating: 1.93/5

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OFFICE WORK - 40 hours a week of porno and youtube

TAGS: office
Rating: 1.7/5

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LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 12:04 pm
I believe you have my stapler.
Khatmonsuk - February 17, 2009, 4:27 am
I think I see Bill Lumbergh!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 8:02 pm
This almost makes working in a bookstore seem appealing.
RnR - July 22, 2008, 6:54 pm
yeah that.. only if they dont have a corporate proxy, firewall and monitoring. Otherwise it is the best way to get laid... off .. that is

OFFICE WORK - Just 15 more mins intil I go to round 2.

TAGS: office work
Rating: 1.57/5

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kotazo - February 27, 2011, 3:44 pm
at least her boss ain't Steve Carrell...
Bob D. Sailor - December 6, 2009, 5:46 pm
intil = until? Damn, I just became a spelling Nazi...

The Devils Advocate -

Motifake Headquarters -

TAGS: rerun officee at motifake
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - July 5, 2013, 7:46 pm

I installed them myself.


TAGS: moments spent at the office
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:31 am
Very cool
rerun - February 27, 2013, 8:21 pm


Opportunity -

TAGS: probletunity office opportunity scam
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - March 23, 2014, 3:54 pm
haha - nope
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:42 pm
*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:41 pm
That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!
Greeny - March 23, 2014, 6:59 am
One of the Maroon Bells?
Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:46 pm
but the question is... can you name that peak?
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
But I thank you for your support!
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!
Greeny - March 22, 2014, 12:44 pm
Wonderful - thanks for the new office wall art Sean!

Knockin' On Heavens Door -

Not Safe For Work -